The Frog

One of my old favorites!

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While taking a walk in the woods, a man comes across a little frog. The frog asks the man if it's OK if they walk together for a while, and the man tells the frog to suit itself.

After a while the man decides to go home and the frog asks if it might come along and again, the man assents.

After reaching home, the man attempts to say goodbye but the frog boldly asks if it can come in and stay for dinner. A little miffed but not wanting to insult the frog, the man says, "fine, come in and have dinner."

After that, the man decides to go to bed and tells the frog it's time for it to go back to the woods. But the frog doesn't want to go and asks if it can spend the night. The man is too shocked at this request to say anything but yes.

Now they're both in bed and the frog says, "Hey, aren't you gonna kiss me good night?" The man, seemingly under the frog's spell, kisses the frog.

And then, all of a sudden, the frog turns into a beautiful, nubile 16-year-old girl!

And that, your honor, is the heart of our defense.

(Hey: you knew it was a fairy tale as soon as the frog talked!)

Posted November 4, 2011

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