The Five Attributes of the Perfect Woman

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1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a good job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.

and...

5. Its very, very important that these four women don't ever find out about each other.

Posted January 16, 2006

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