The Ethnicity of Jesus

Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus. Recently, biblical scholars had a heated debate on this subject. One by one, they offered their evidence:

Evidence Jesus Was Mexican

His first name was Jesus.

He was bilingual.

He was always being harassed by the authorities.

Evidence Jesus Was Black

He called everybody "brother."

He liked gospel.

He couldn't get a fair trial.

Evidence Jesus Was Jewish

He went into his father's business.

He lived at home until he was 33.

He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

Evidence Jesus Was Italian

He talked with his hands.

He had wine with every meal.

He used olive oil.

Evidence Jesus Was A Californian

He never cut his hair.

He walked around barefoot.

He started a new religion.

Evidence Jesus Was Irish

He never got married.

He was always telling stories.

He loved green pastures.

Evidence Jesus Was A Woman

He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

Posted June 29, 2005 11:55 PM

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