The Ethnicity of Jesus

Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus. Recently, biblical scholars had a heated debate on this subject. One by one, they offered their evidence:

Evidence Jesus Was Mexican

  • His first name was Jesus.
  • He was bilingual.
  • He was always being harassed by the authorities.

    Evidence Jesus Was Black

  • He called everybody "brother."
  • He liked gospel.
  • He couldn't get a fair trial.

    Evidence Jesus Was Jewish

  • He went into his father's business.
  • He lived at home until He was 33.
  • He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

    Evidence Jesus Was Italian

  • He talked with his hands.
  • He had wine with every meal.
  • He used olive oil.

    Evidence Jesus Was A Californian

  • He never cut his hair.
  • He walked around barefoot.
  • He started a new religion.

    Evidence Jesus Was Irish

  • He never got married.
  • He was always telling stories.
  • He loved green pastures.

    Evidence Jesus Was A Woman

  • She had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
  • She kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
  • Even when She was dead, She had to get up because there was more work for her to do.

    Posted September 4, 2013

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