The Dumbest Blonde Ever?

A few days ago I was at the auto parts store when a blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. No one had any clue what the part was -- even the manager.

"Come on!" he said, exasperated. "Every car I've ever had has one! But mine fell off, and I need a new one."

Finally, even though I wasn't an auto parts professional, just another customer, I stepped in. "Would it help to look under my hood, and you can point out what it is you want?" I asked.

"Yes!" he exclaimed, and I led the guy to my car with a parade of parts guys -- every last one of them -- following right behind.

I opened the hood. "Is there a 710 on this car?" I asked. He pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there!"

And here's what we saw:


Oil cap, shown upside down.

(For the visually impaired, the part says "OIL" ...but upside-down.)

Posted November 28, 2014

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