The Dumb Blonde Police Applicant
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can't just turn him away just because he's blonde, and orders to desk officer to ask him a few questions as if doing an interview.
Not having any idea what to ask to disqualify his application, the officer asks, "What's 2+2?"
"Ummm... 4!" the blonde says.
Dang, the officer thinks, so tries a harder one: "What's the square root of 100?"
"Ummm... 10!" he says.
"Good!" the officer says, deciding to switch from math to history. "OK, who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
"Ummm... I don't know," he admits.
"Well, you can go home and think about it," he says, "and come back later and tell me what you've figured out." He figures that's the last he'll see of the guy.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of his friends, who asks if he got the job.
"Not only did I get the job," the blonde says, "but I've already been assigned to a murder case!"
Posted October 2, 2015