The Devil You Say!
Two boys were walking home from church. They had been caught acting up, and the pastor had delivered a stinging lecture about being tempted by the devil.
Once they were sure they were far enough away to be out of the holy man's earshot, one said to the other, "What do you think about all this Satan stuff?"
"Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out," replied the second. "It's probably just your dad."
Posted December 20, 2004 11:54 AM
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