The Dating Ritual
Bob came home from his first date with a gal, and had quite the black eye.
"What the heck happened to you?!" said his room mate, Mike.
"Hey pal, I was just following your advice!" Bob yelled.
"What?" Mike said. "Let me think. When did I give you this advice?"
Bob rolled his eyes: "Just before I left, dummy."
Mike thinks back. "You mean, 'kiss her when she leasts expects it'?"
"Oh hell," Bob says with a sigh as he put an ice pack on his shiner. "I thought you said where!"
Posted December 31, 2005 9:49 AM
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