The Dating Ritual

Bob came home from his first date with a gal, and had quite the black eye.

"What the heck happened to you?!" said his room mate, Mike.

"Hey pal, I was just following your advice!" Bob yelled.

"What?" Mike said. "My advice?"

"Yeah," Bob said, rubbing his eye. "You don't remember?"

"Let me think," Mike said. "When did I give you this advice?"

Bob rolled his eyes: "Just before I left, dummy."

"Let's see..." Mike thinks back. "You mean, 'kiss her when she leasts expects it'?"

"Oh hell," Bob says with a sigh as he put an ice pack on his shiner. "I thought you said where!"

Posted December 31, 2005 9:49 AM

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