The Coffee Lover's Prayer

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.

It maketh me to wake in green pastures:

It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.

It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal®
For thou art with me;
thy cream and thy sugar,
they comfort me.

Thou preparest a carafe before me in the
presence of Thyne Starbucks;
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.

Surely richness and taste shall follow me
all the days of my life;
and I will dwell in the House of Mocha
forever.

Posted October 15, 2012 1:00 PM

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