The Christmas Gift

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.

Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked up and noticed her husband was nowhere around. She was very upset because they had a lot to do.

She pulled out her cell phone to call her husband to ask him where he was.

The husband, in a calm voice, said, "Honey, remember the jewelry store we went into oh, about five years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford, and I told you that I would get it for you someday?"

Her anger quickly vanished.

"Yes," she said, starting to cry a little. "I remember that jewelry store."

"Well," he said, "I'm in the bar right next to that store."

Posted December 22, 2014

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