The Cardiologist's Funeral
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
After the usual sermon by a preacher and testimonials from friends and colleagues, everyone finally learned the purpose of a huge heart covered in flowers, on the wall behind the casket during the service.
After a moment of silence the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
The long, stunned hush of the mourners was broken when a man near the front burst into laughter.
The preacher demanded an explanation.
"I'm sorry," the man said, "I was just thinking of my own funeral -- I'm a gynecologist."
At which point the proctologist fainted.
Posted September 5, 2011