"Wait'll you hear this!" said a guy to his friends as he arrived for their regular nightly drinking session. "Last night a burglar broke into my house!"
"Did he get anything?" his friends asked.
"He sure did!" the guy said. "A broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a concussion!"
"But you were here with us!" one of his buddies said. "How did all that happen?"
"Well," the guy said, tossing back his first one of the evening. "It was really late and my wife figured it was me coming home drunk, and trying to sneak in through the window!"
Posted September 15, 2006