The Bubba Method

"R" rated.

A football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba, had so many women hanging around that he couldn’t possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked Bubba, “Just what the hell is your secret?”

Bubba replies, "Well Coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can screw 'em forever! They always come back for more."

The more he thought about it, the more excited the coach got at the prospect, so that day he went home early. When he got to his bedroom, he could hear his wife in the shower.

"Perfect!" he thought, so he tore off his clothes and started banging his cock on the dresser.

His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said, "That you, Bubba?"

Posted May 26, 2004

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