A man walks into the kitchen and finds his young blonde wife sitting at the table sobbing.
"What's the problem?" he asks.
She replies, "My brother called to wish me happy birthday."
"But that's good -- why are you crying?" he asks.
"He's been arrested," she wails.
"What for?"
"I don't know," she sobs. "He had to hang up before I asked. All I know is, he said he was calling me on his cell phone."
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