The Blonde in the Library

A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library.

After waiting in line, she finally got to the desk and looked at the librarian straight in the eye.

"Yes, ma'am?" the librarian said.

"I have a complaint! I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

"Horrible?"

"Yes. The worst I've ever seen!" the blonde exclaimed.

"What was wrong with it?" the ever-patient librarian asked.

The blonde rolled her eyes at having to explain. "It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!"

"Ah," the librarian nodded and said. "Are you the one who took our phone book?"

Posted December 27, 2005 8:00 AM

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