The Absent-Minded Preacher

I was talking to my preacher and noticed he had cut himself shaving, so I asked him about it.

He said he was concentrating on his sermon and nicked his chin.

I thought about that during the service.

After he was done, I stood in line to greet him after the service.

I told him that I thought about what he had said.

"And...?" he replied.

I told him next time to concentrate on what he was doing, and cut his sermon instead.

Posted January 11, 2005 7:12 PM

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