Texas Tourists

A couple from Texas were taking a cross country drive, taking in sights they couldn't get back home.

While driving through Wisconsin, they were often boggled by the place names, which peaked as they were approaching Oconomowoc.

The couple started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch, where they knew they could settle their bet as to how it was pronounced by asking a local.

When it was their turn the husband asked the young man behind the counter, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?"

"I'll try," promised the local.

"Would you please pronounce where we are -- very slowly?"

"Sure," said the blonde chap. He leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrgerrrrrr Kiiiinnnnng."

Posted January 22, 2016

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