Suicide Bombers

Category: Media

The Middle East Media Research Institute translates a number of Arabic-language newspapers into English. The following excerpt (which you can find on MEMRI's site) provides a revealing glance into the mentality of the idiots who agree to murder others by means of a bomb strapped to their chests:

"The Kurds related that one of the suicide terrorists who was caught before he succeeded in exploding himself was asked by his interrogators: 'Why did you wrap your genitals in all of these bandages?' The terrorist answered: 'I was told [to do this] so that my genitals will not be harmed when I explode myself and will stay whole when I go to paradise and am greeted by the virgins.'"

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