Strange eBay Feedback

When things don't go quite as you expected when you sell stuff on eBay....

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NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair.

POSITIVE: Item shipped quickly, have been having erotic dreams about seller. Thanks!

POSITIVE: Thanks for great Rainbow Brite lunchbox. Should shrunken head be inside?

NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but should've poked holes in box before shipping the kitten. Refunded.

NEGATIVE: Honda R-Type sticker did not add horsepower as advertised.

POSITIVE: Plain brown packaging seemed to fool my wife. Thanks!

POSITIVE: One of the scents mixed in with the packing peanuts remind me of a passionate weekend in Rio. Was that you?

NEGATIVE: Buying this Space 1999 Lunchbox did not fill the void in my empty life for as long as I'd hoped.

Posted September 2, 2009

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