My brother reported that this golf joke reminded him of the one about the guy who was shipwrecked on a desert island. He'd been there for some months when, as he sat on the beach, a figure appeared in the surf. As he watched, it turned out to be a beautiful woman in a wetsuit, walking out of the surf.
She approached him and said, "I'd bet you'd like a Cold One."
"You've got beer?" he asked, and she nodded as she unzipped a compartment in her wetsuit and pulled out a frosty can, cracked it open, and handed it to him.
"I bet you'd like a nice smoke."
"You've got cigars in there?" he asked. She nodded and opened another zipper and pulled out an Opus X, snipped the end off, lit it for him in her sultry mouth, and handed it to him.
She stepped up close to him, and whispered, "I bet you'd like to play around...."
"You mean," he panted, "you have a set of golf clubs in there?"
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