Some Men Will Never Learn
Another goodie from my buddy Jawn -- another 15 seconds of fame for him. He sent it with the subject, "Ouch!"
Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Robert decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So he went to a singles bar and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.
"Right now, I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her.
"You sure are," she said dismissively.
"But within a month or two, my father will pass and I'll inherit over 30 million dollars."
Sure enough, the gorgeous woman went home with Robert...
...and four days later she became his stepmother.
Some men will never learn.
Posted March 3, 2014