Signs of the Light Bulb
How many members of your astrological* sign does it take to change a light bulb?
Aries: Just one -- you want to make something of it?
Taurus: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep discussing who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process.
Leo: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- one millionth.
Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
Scorpio: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so....
Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?
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*(I actually prefer to refer to it as "astroillogical", but I digress....)
Posted March 12, 2010 8:00 AM
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