Shopping at Wal-Mart
The Top Ten Things to do at Wal-Mart while Christmas shopping
- Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
- Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at the same time.
- Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
- Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in Electronics" and see what happens.
- When a clerk asks if he can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
- Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to comb your hair.
- While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
- Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, "Pick me!"
- When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No! No! It's those voices again!!"
And last (but not least!) - Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait a few minutes... and then yell very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"
Posted December 8, 2004 8:58 AM
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