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Shopping at Wal-Mart

The Top Ten Things to do at Wal-Mart while Christmas shopping

• Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

  
  

• Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at the same time.

• Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

  
  

• Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in Electronics" and see what happens.

  
  

• When a clerk asks if he can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

  
  

• Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to comb your hair.

  
  

• While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

  
  

• Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, "Pick me!"

  
  

• When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No! No! It's those voices again!!"

  
  And last (but not least!)

  
  

• Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait a few minutes... and then yell very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

Posted December 8, 2004 8:58 AM