Shopping at WalMart

The Top Ten Things to do at WalMart while Christmas shopping

Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at the same time.

Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in Electronics" and see what happens.
When a clerk asks if he can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to comb your hair.
While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, "Pick me!"
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No! No! It's those voices again!!"

And last (but not least!)
Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait a few minutes... and then yell very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

Posted December 8, 2004 8:58 AM

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