(Note: Slightly rude....)
The admiral's daughter finally persuaded her father to allow her to marry the able seaman. The admiral was still worried about his decision some months later so he warned his daughter, "Now, some of these sailors have strange desires. Whatever you do, don't give in to any requests he might make to have sex ...well... 'the other way'."
"Really, father!" replied his daughter. "Our sex life is our business and for your information we are very happy."
But her father's remarks had got her wondering, so later that night she said to her husband, "Do you ever feel like having sex 'the other way,' sweetie?"
"What?!," yelled her husband. "No way! Next thing you know the house would be full of bloody kids!"
Like this joke? Link to it from your web site or blog -- just copy/paste this HTML:
Go To:
Category: Marriage -- Prev: Painting Her Portrait | Next: Used to Sharing Everything
Jumbo Joke is a free service of This is True, featuring bizarre-but-true news items from the world's press.
Check the site for archives and free subscriptions.