Sex Contest

There were two friends, a white guy and a black guy. One evening, they were in a bar arguing over which of them could have sex the most times in one night. They decided to settle the issue by going to the local brothel for the evening.

So they go to the brothel, paired off with a couple of ladies, and went to their respective rooms.

The white guy energetically had sex with his escort and, when he was finished, reached up with a pencil and marked a line on the wall. Then he fell asleep.

He woke up in a couple of hours and had sex again, albeit a little less enthusiastically. Again, he reached back and marked a line on the wall. And again, he fell asleep.

He woke up again in a couple of hours and lethargically rolled the girl over for another round. He drowsily marked a third line on the wall and fell asleep for the rest of the night.

The next morning, the black guy barged into the white guy's room to see how he did. He took one look at the wall and exclaimed, "A hundred and eleven? Oh man!!! -- you beat me by three!"

Posted August 8, 2007

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