Satan Complains God Isn't Fair
Satan was complaining bitterly to God: "You made the world so that it was not fair."
And God said, "Yes."
"And you made it so that most people would have to struggle every day, fight against their innate wishes and desires, and deal with all sorts of losses, grief, disasters, and catastrophes."
And God said, "Yes."
"Yet people worship and adore you. People fight, get arrested, and cheat each other, and I get blamed, even when it is not my fault."
And God said, "Uh huh. So?"
"Sure, I'm evil, but give me a break. Can't you do something to make them stop blaming me?"
And so God created lawyers.
Posted July 25, 2007 7:00 PM
Like this joke? Link to it from your web site or blog -- just copy/paste this HTML:
« The Tease | Home | Random | Weddings You Wish You Could Go To »
Category: Lawyers -- Prev: The IRS Audit | Next: Chosen for Jury Duty
Category: Religion -- Prev: A Little Priestly Smuggling | Next: Biblical Theme Songs