This is a real "preliminary" incident report from the National Transportation Safety Board. They're the folks that are best known for figuring out how and why an airliner has crashed, but they investigate all domestic airplane crashes -- 5-10 per day (!), as well as "significant accidents in the other modes of transportation".
Thanks to my buddy Jawn in Washington DC for pointing me to this report on the NTSB web site.
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