Revenge on my Relatives

When I was younger I hated going to weddings....

Why?

Because every time, all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, "You're next!"

I finally figured out how to get them to stop.

I started doing the exact same thing to them -- at funerals.

Posted September 29, 2006 5:00 PM

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