Revenge on my Relatives

When I was younger I hated going to weddings....


Because every time, all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, "You're next!"

I finally figured out how to get them to stop.

I started doing the exact same thing to them -- at funerals.

Posted September 29, 2006

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