Q: A Buddhist, a Hindu, a Sikh, a Jew, a Mormon and a Catholic all fall out of an airplane without a parachute. Which one hits the ground first?
A: Who cares? They're all going to Hell anyway.
Why don't Anglicans play chess well?
They can't tell a bishop from a queen.
Why don't Baptists have sex standing up?
Because people might think they were dancing.
One of the Archbishop of Canterbury's assistants runs in breathless and says to him, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, I've got Jesus on the phone for you!"
The Archbishop says, "That's wonderful! What could possibly be the bad news?"
"He's calling from Salt Lake City."
Posted October 27, 2014