Religious Computers
Many say their live their religion -- not just on Sunday. So what would happen if your computer were also religious? What sort of message would you get when you tried to close a program?
---
Non-sectarian: Do you wish to Save your work?
Roman Catholic: Registry indicates user is Female; only Males are able to Save.
Anglican: Your work may or may not be Saved.
Lutheran: If you don't follow the instruction manual, don't expect your work to be Saved.
Mennonite: Document contains the word dancing; it cannot be Saved.
Jehovah Witnessess: You are user #144,001; your work cannot be Saved.
Mormon: Could we interest you in Saving your work?
Southern Baptist: If your work was not Saved, it is because you are evil.
TV Preacher: This program has made mistakes in the past, but it will try to Save this file.
Born-again: Before Saving your work, this program will erase all existing data. Proceed?
Faith healers: If you believe your work will be Saved, it will be Saved.
Posted August 23, 2005 4:16 PM
« Miriam on Her Deathbed | Home | Random | Strangers on a Train »
Category: Online life -- Prev: Two Truths about Computers | Next: The Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device
Category: Religion -- Prev: The Great Debate | Next: God Visits Earth