Redneck Vacation
Category: Marriage
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go."
"Well, what are you going to do, then?" Luther asks.
"Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant."
"Yeah," Luther agrees.
"Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,and Earlene got pregnant again."
"I remember," Luther says.
"Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."
"Yep," Luther says. "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."
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