Redneck Hunters
A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground, clutching his chest. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help."
"What do I do?" he asks.
"First, let's make sure he's dead."
The phone goes silent for a moment -- until the operator hears a shot.
The redneck's voice comes back on the line, "OK, now what?"
Posted June 16, 2004 9:57 PM
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