Redneck Home Security System

Wireless home security systems aren't just for rich folk. Here's how rednecks do it:

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots. A really big pair.

2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of American Rifleman magazine.

3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.

4. Cut a bite-shaped chunk out of the bottom step.

5. Leave a note on your front door that says: "Bubba, big Mike and me have gone to get more ammunition. Back in a half hr. Oh, and don't disturb the Pit Bulls -- they's been ornery lately."

Then...

6. Pop a cold one and relax!

Posted January 5, 2006 8:00 AM

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