Redneck Haiku

Offerings
Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggert

Beauty
Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps

Remorse
A painful sadness
Can't fit big screen TV through
Double-wide's front door

Options
Unemployment's out.
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability

Blaze
Distant sirens scream
Dumb-ass Verne's been playing
With gasoline again

Desire
Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
That you are my cousin

Posted July 28, 2010 8:00 AM

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