Strangers on a Train
Category: Religion
A man ran through a crowded train looking very agitated, calling out, "Is there a Catholic priest on board?"
When he got no reply, he ran back up the train shouting, "Is there an Anglican priest on board?"
There was still no reply. By now becoming more desparate, he ran down the train shouting,
"How about a Rabbi? Is there a Rabbi on board?"
Eventually, a gentleman stood up and said, "Can I be of any assistance, my friend? I'm a Mormon bishop."
The man looked at him and said, "No, you wouldn't do at all."
The Mormon was a bit taken aback. "But why, good sir? I'm a Christian and experienced with all sorts of religious needs!"
"Because," the man said, a bit exasperated, "I need a corkscrew!"
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