Prozac Nation

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. The article said:

The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started.

So I looked around the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning...

I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and two boxes of chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin' good I feel.

Posted May 5, 2004 2:13 PM

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