Prozac Nation

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. The article said:

The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started.

So I looked around the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning...

I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, the dregs of the Kahlua and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake, last night's leftover filet mignon, and two boxes of chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin' good I feel. Those "feel good" articles really work!

Posted February 6, 2013

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