Proposed TSA Slogans

With the recent controversy over more intrusive airport screenings by the Transportation Security Administration (a wholly owned subsidiary of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security), the TSA wants to adopt a new slogan so that it's more "in touch with Americans," a TSA spokesman said. "A warm, touchy feely concept to make our subjects -- uh, citizens -- more comfortable."

Suggestions have been coming in daily from all across the country. Some of the best:
The Statue of Liberty -- Backscatter scanner version
Illustration by David Vincent Wolf, some rights reserved, reproduced with CC permission.

Posted December 1, 2010

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