Proposed TSA Slogans
With the recent controversy over more intrusive airport screenings by the Transportation Security Administration (a wholly owned subsidiary of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security), the TSA wants to adopt a new slogan so that it's more "in touch with Americans," a TSA spokesman said. "A warm, touchy feely concept to make our subjects -- uh, citizens -- more comfortable."
Suggestions have been coming in daily from all across the country. Some of the best:
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- TSA: We Rub You the Wrong Way
So You Can Be On Your Way - TSA: We Are Now Free
to Move About Your Pants - TSA: Don't Worry!
My hands are Still Warm
From the Last Guy. - TSA: It's Not "Groping"
It's "Freedom Patdowns". - TSA: We Handle More Packages
Than the Postal Service! - TSA: If We Did Our Job Any Better,
We'd Have to Buy You Dinner First. - TSA: Want to Fly?
Then Drop Your Fly. - TSA: Only We Know
if Lady Gaga is Really a Lady! - TSA: Grope Discounts Available
- TSA: When We're in Doubt
You'll Whip it Out - TSA: You Can't See London
You Can't See France
Unless We See
Your Underpants.
and...
Posted December 1, 2010 8:00 AM
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