Another one from my octogenarian mother....
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a very revealing string bottom, took her sweet time walking toward them. And again, they couldn't help but stare.
Again she nodded at each of them, saying "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father," as she passed by. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and called after her.
"Just a minute young lady!"
"Yes, Father?" she said as she stopped and turned back.
"We are priests and are proud of it, but I have to know: how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
The woman smiled, bent over a bit, and pulled off her sunglasses. "Father," she said in a purr, "don't you recognize me? It's me -- Sister Katherine!"
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