Politically Correct Descriptions of Men

Category: Marriage

  • He does not have a beer gut ...He has developed a liquid grain storage facility.
  • He is not a bad dancer ...He is overly caucasian.

  • He does not get lost all the time ...He investigates alternative destinations.
  • He is not balding ...He is in follicle regression.
  • He is not a cradle robber ...He prefers generationally differential relationships.
  • He does not get falling-down drunk ...He becomes accidentally horizontal.
  • He does not act like a total ass ...He develops a case of rectal-cranial inversion.
  • He is not a male chauvinist pig ...He has swine empathy.
  • He is not afraid of commitment ...He is monogamously challenged.
  • He is not horny ...He is sexually focused.
  • It's not his crack you see when he bends over ...It is male cleavage.

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