"Over 60" Perspective

Sent over by a buddy who's definitely over 60.

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement or shed; when you are done you will have a place to live.

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Q: How can I increase the heart rate of my 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

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Q: Where can men or women over the age of 60 find young, sexy members of the opposite sex who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore -- under fiction.

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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, make sure you're not wearing your glasses.

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Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

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Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not the problem, retrieving it is the problem.

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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually only in the afternoon.

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Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

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Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Hey! I remember these!"

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Q: What is a 60+ year old's most frequent thought when going from one room to another?
A: "What did I come here for?"

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Q: What is the most effective form of birth control for people 60 and over?
A: Nudity.

Posted June 1, 2015

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