Osama's One Wish
During his escape from Tora Bora to suburban Pakistan, Osama bin Laden found a bottle in the desert and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle, smiled and said, "Master, I am here to grant you one wish!"
"You ignorant unworthy daughter of a dog!" bin Laden screamed. "Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman granting me anything!"
The genie frowned and said, "Please, Master: I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the inferior woman.
"Very well," he said. "I want to awaken with three American white women in my bed in the morning. Now make it so and be off with you!"
The genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and he didn't have any health insurance.
Note: I'm astounded at the whining about this one! Do I really have to remind you of the Political Joke Complaint Procedure?!)
Posted May 23, 2011