On the Beach

A man was sitting on a lonely beach. Tragically, through a childhood accident, he had lost both both of his arms and both of his legs. During the long afternoon, as he remained on the beach, three women separately walked past him. Each felt very sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said: "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man looked up and saw the woman was quite pretty. Sensing an opportunity he said, "No." So she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said: "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man looked up and saw this woman was even prettier. "No," he said with anticipation, so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman came to him and said: "Have you ever been screwed?"

The man looked up and saw this one was drop-dead gorgeous. With anticipation welling up, the fellow said "No."

She said: "Well, you will be when the tide comes in."

Posted April 26, 2005 11:57 AM

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