Old Age Wisdom

Everyone says people get wiser as they age, but rarely do you hear of what old people have learned. Now that I'm 70, I thought I'd pass along the important lessons I've learned in my life.

  • Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person really died.
  • Some of the worst decisions make some of the best stories.
  • Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
  • Part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
  • You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. You may as well retire then.
  • There is great need for a sarcasm font.

Posted April 23, 2010

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