Odd Symptoms

A groaner from my friend Jennifer.

A man gets an emergency appointment with his doctor because he has some alarming and "odd" symptoms.

"Like what?" the doctor asks.

"Well, when I got up this morning, I put on a pair of white gloves and started calling my wife Minnie."

"That's pretty weird," the doctor agreed.

"Then, on the way to work, I couldn't help singing, 'Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work I go.'"

"Kind of strange," the doctor said, "but everybody gets songs stuck in their heads sometimes."

"That's not the worst of it," the man said. "Once I got to the office, I couldn't help it: I started calling everyone Happy, Grumpy, Dopey and so on. What's the matter with me?"

"I'm pretty sure I've got it," the doctor says. "You're having Disney spells."

Posted October 18, 2013

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