Now Offering Transcendental Meditation Services

The hotel is pleased to announce a new service for weary travellers: transcendental meditation services.

Enjoy release from stress, deep relaxation, and attain inner happiness with our in-house yogi -- 24 hours a day!

The Transcendental Meditation technique is simple, natural, and effortless -- just 20 minutes brings relief from your successful travel day. This proven meditation technique requires no effort or concentration, no special skills, and no equipment to buy.

Interested in joining us? Just pick up any house phone and dial "0" for the front desk and ask for Ooohhhmmmm Service.

Posted October 2, 2006 8:00 AM

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