Nixon vs. Clinton

Found in my deep files, from the end of the Clinton era.

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Nixon: Watergate.
Clinton: Waterbed.

Nixon: Biggest fear was the Cold War.
Clinton: Biggest fear was a Cold Sore.

Nixon: Worried about carpet bombs.
Clinton: Worried about carpet burns.

Nixon: Vice President was a Greek.
Clinton: Vice President was a geek.

Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger.
Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her.

Nixon: Couldn't explain the 18 minute gap in the Watergate tape.
Clinton: Couldn't explain the 36-DD bra in his brief case.

Nixon: His nickname was Tricky Dick.
Clinton: (No difference.)

Nixon: Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One"
Clinton: Known for women pointing at him in court saying "He's the one!"

Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy.
Clinton: Well acquainted with the G Spot.

Nixon: Took on Ho Chi Minh.
Clinton: Took on Ho.

Nixon: Wanted peace with honor.
Clinton: Wanted a piece while on her.

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Posted August 11, 2010 8:00 AM

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