New-Found Religion

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night for a big event -- she would like to make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before either, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms -- and some advice. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the counter, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3 pack, a 10 pack, or a family pack. I'm really going to give it to this girl," the boy tells the pharmacist. I intend to have sex with her all night long." The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" Her parents, she says, are just on their way out to a concert at their church -- just perfect so they can be alone for the evening, she whispers.

"A concert?" the boy asks. "Yes," the mother replies. "It's the annual devotional concert. I'm sure you youngsters would find it rather dull."

"Not at all," the boy says. "In fact, we'd love to go with you!"

The girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were that religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "And I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

Posted May 27, 2011

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